Aging is a Female DogWhen I last visited my grandma, she could recognize me. She even touched my hair and chuckled about how full it was on my head — a man’s…Jan 2Jan 2
Welcome to The Smoke RoomHow does a random encounter at a fast food place present you with the greatest revelation of your life?Dec 20, 2024Dec 20, 2024
In the Presence of PregnancyWhat’s a polite, non-intrusive way of saying hi to a lady you’ve known for a while and acknowledging that she’s pregnant?Apr 22, 2022Apr 22, 2022
Of Pastors and PopstarsIn the wake of Davido’s money-raising venture on Twitter, some people seem to think pastors should replicate the exercise.Dec 5, 2021Dec 5, 2021
Nigeria needs less vibes music, not moreWhile Nigerians have historically turned to vibes music to forget their sorrows, how much forgetting is too much?Oct 10, 2021Oct 10, 2021
Serious Buyers Only!In an attempt to sound clever or create catchy soundbites, Nigerian online vendors have come up with a few catchphrases that they add to…May 28, 2021May 28, 2021
Do the Work: Nigeria’s Dangerous Obsession with Buck-passingThe Nigerian pledge ends with the following statement: “So help me God.” On paper, this statement acknowledges the enormous power in the…Dec 26, 2020Dec 26, 2020
4 Reasons it’s so difficult to really end SARS (beyond lip service)The End SARS protests that have rocked Nigeria in the last fortnight or so are pretty self-explanatory. The what of the movement, at least…Oct 24, 2020Oct 24, 2020
You Don’t Need to Buy Everything (To Do Anything)How much of the stuff you own do you really need? The answer is “not a lot”. Your personal belongings contain a core of fluff!Jun 18, 2020Jun 18, 2020
If I Get Gunned Down TomorrowIn Lagos, Nigeria, I walk the valley of the shadow of death everyday. And If I get gunned down tomorrow, this is why.Jan 11, 2020Jan 11, 2020
